You Know You Are in Love When. . .

. . . there are many athletic half-naked male students running around the campus, but you walk through their midst and never notice that they are there or that they are naked. (It's an activity called "Naked Mile", people. I didn't come up with it, so don't ask me what it's all about.)

. . . you drag yourself out of a warm bed at 6 am and the only thing that makes you happy is knowing that your partner will be able to stay sleeping in that nice, warm bed for a few more hours.

. . . you've been preparing to interview a job candidate for a week but you still don't know their gender.

. . . you dress up to stay in with your partner, and don't care what you wear and how you do your hair for work.

. . . you keep noticing how ugly and unappealing all movie stars and famous singers are in comparison with your partner.

. . . the first thing you notice in any store is something that could be a good gift to your loved one.

. . . there is always a goofy smile on your face and you keep wanting to start singing and dancing in the middle of the street.

. . . you are too happy to care if the students hand in homeworks late.

. . . you'd rather be in a tiny town in the Midwest with the person you love than on a Caribbean cruise without him.