Amazon has now released a cheaper version of the Kindle. The reason why it's cheaper is that it features ads. I can just imagine what reading will soon be turned into for those who decide to save a few bucks this way.
"And Don Quijote said to Sancho, "Remember, Sancho, that . . . the new Cottonelle ultra is not only extremely soft but absorbs liquids at a much higher rate than other brands of toilet paper."
"Anna Karenina wept when she realized that. . . Black & Decker household appliances are innovatively designed to not only make your life easier, but to match your unique style all around your home."
"You are the salt of the earth; but if the salt has become tasteless, how can it be made salty again? It is no longer good for anything, except to be thrown out and trampled under foot by me. . . Campbell's Soups are heartier, healthier, and lower in sodium as testified by the American Heart Association."
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This is fun! I'll give it a try:
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Oh my God! I'm sitting here moderating a final exam and then you write something so hilarious. I tried stifling laughter which created weird noises in my chest. :-))))))))))))
Sorry! But you will agree, exam season is the best time to have a good laugh, n'est-ce pas?
Oh yes, this is sorely needed at this point. Thank you!!!
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