The Texas GOP platform . . . would it make it a felony to perform same sex marriage (because "homosexuality tears at the fabric of society"), it would also ban oral and anal sex (because it tears at the...oh nevermind, too easy), and outlaw strip clubs and porn.
Making make American English the official language of Texas and the United States.Passing legislation requiring a sonogram for each pregnant woman seeking an abortion.We obviously don't have any serious problems in this country if a major political party wants to waste its time and resources preventing people from having sex or doing anything sex-related. If anybody doesn't believe that the Texas GOP is a bunch of sexually repressed losers who hate the world because they have been so sexually deprived that they can't master any emotion other than hatred, please tell me how you can maintain that strange conviction in the face of such obvious facts.
Opposing legislation allowing stem cell research involving the creation of killing of human embryos for medical research.