End of the semester always brings tons of funny stories. Today, a student came by to find out his final grade. Of course, I spoke to him in a whisper to prevent other people from hearing his grade.
Me: You got a B.
Student: A D??
Me: No, a B, like in "bar", not a D like in "daiquiri."
Student: Well, I can see you are ready to celebrate the end of the semester!