Everybody dreads hearing the question "And what are your weaknesses?" during a job interview. I just discovered the perfect answer ever at the blog Stupid Motivational Tricks:
I am prone to sloth, pride, envy, anger, greed, lust, and gluttony, not necessarily in that order.
This beautiful answer is almost worth going on the job market again to have a chance to hear the question and find out if the prospective employers are intelligent people with a sense of humor.