Wednesday, March 23, 2011

How Can They?

Somebody on Reddit quotes my post on the GOP campaigning for oral and anal sex to be outlawed in Texas and somebody else asks, "How could any man want oral sex to be illegal?!" 

I'm not registered on Reddit, so I'll answer here: he can if he's not getting any. That's the problem of all hysteria-driven conservatives who want to police other people's genitals: they are simply jealous because they aren't getting any and it drives them nuts.

6 comments:

Spanish prof said...

Oh, they are getting plenty, they are just hypocrites. He is from Louisiana, not from Texas, but look at David Vitter's case.

profacero said...

It's not hypocrisy, it's guilt - I think - plus fear / horror. "I can't believe I am doing this / I can't believe I want to do this / I can't believe she is doing this / She must be very bad / I had better get to church /" ... etc.

Clarissa said...

Could they just all go to church and leave the rest of us alone?

KT said...

"...they aren't getting any and it drives them nuts." Good pun.

fairykarma said...

"Could they just all go to church and leave the rest of us alone?"

That's like telling a terrorist to keep attending the training camps! It only works in so far as something goes horribly wrong in the bomb-making class.

Anonymous said...

Totally guilt related. They are getting PLENTY, probably more than normal people get. They are just paralyzed with fear by their love for it and thus will do anything to outlaw it. Also, making it illegal and doing it anyways adds some sort of weird pleasure to it for them. I know because I go to church regularly. They are really amusing until they start policing others. sigh.