Here are some really hilarious excerpts from ACTUAL job applications that I found at proNexia's blog:
“I am a happy-go-lucky student, graduating this December from University ___ “
“I am fully bi-lingual English and Spanish and conversational french...”
“More than a professional, i am a girly girl at heart”.
“Here i joint my resume,and hope some of your news soon!”
Real people sent these to actual job recruiters. Scary, huh?
Find more of these here.